So yesterday morning driving to work,
in shitty weather conditions,
raining for 3 days
someone ( I like to refer to her as Queen Latifah ) decided to pull out in front of me from the turning lane into my lane causing me to downshift from 3RD gear to 2ND gear, and ease into my breaks knowing there was slippery roads, I started to hydroplane and ending up clipping the driver in the far right lane front bumper, which caused me to skid and then flip and land facing the other direction hitting the rear end of another car in the turning lane, with the bed of my truck. Sounds confusing I'd made a video with hot wheels ,but you know that's a little more effort that I feel like giving.
As I hang there in my seat belt ( like I'm in some shitty fucking carnie ride that the bolts fell out while you're whirling upside down listening to stairway to heaven ) , attempting to find the door handle and or the window crank to get the fuck out of my truck cause I am in panic mode and not knowing if the shit is going to blow up, a upstanding citizen ( very few at this moment I might add ) happened to be a coca cola driver at the shell station next to the street where the accident was, ripped open my door since it was jammed due to the flip.
I unbuckled my seat belt, which totally saved my life, and rolled out of the car.
Totally freaking out at this point all I could think of is oh my fucking god am I bleeding, am I alright, how did I survive! I have to call Simon before I have a melt down...
So needless to say after all the crazy assholes that were involved being accused of being drunk at oh you know before 9 am and not wanting go the fuck off on miss Latifah, and Cedric the Entertainer's scheming ass broke ass twin . I am OK
I have some pretty intense bruising on my legs, where the steering wheel hit, and across my chest and right armpit where the seat belt was, and a nice knock on the noggin..
but other than that, just a mangled car and a court date... and some asshole (cedric) who's car wasn't even hit or sustained any damages claiming he was injured by the accident, YEAHHHHH RIGHT..... that's not going to hold.
anyway.. Here are the awesome photos....
